Lazy Gramophones Journals

Short, honest reviews you can rely on (as much as the government). Superbad (2007) "Indeed" Black Swan (2010) "Toe-breakingly bad" The King's Speech (2010) "Words fail me with this one" Toy Story (2010) "To see them all melt in the furnace is what the kids really want" The Social Network (2010) "What a load of tosh. What is this face book... read more

Short, honest reviews you can rely on (as much as the government). Paranormal Activity (2007) "As far as couples home movies go, this is a bit lame. The upside of it all is that you get a choice of 3 outcomes" 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) "In space no one can hear you snore" Crash (1996) "There's something for everyone here" Trainspotting (1996) "My opinion... read more

Short, honest reviews you can rely on (as much as the government). Sex and the City (2008) "A Flawed Masterpiece" Sunshine Cleaning (2008) "Laugh...I nearly shat myself" The Passion of the Christ (2004) "A subtle portrayal of one man's torment" Dude, Where's My Car (2000) "Genius" Citizen Kane (1941) "Citizen Kane, is particularly Lame"... read more