Short, honest reviews you can rely on (as much as the government).
Superbad (2007)"Indeed"
Black Swan (2010)
"Toe-breakingly bad"
The King's Speech (2010)
"Words fail me with this one"
Toy Story (2010)"To see them all melt in the furnace is what the kids really want"
The Social Network (2010)"What a load of tosh. What is this face book thing anyway and who the hell cares?"
Four Lions (2010)
"Just goes to show you that suicide bombers aren't as funny as you may think"
Inception (2010)
"Who ever told Chris Nolan that he could direct is an idiot. He uses the camera like a child. Makes me sick"
Another Year (2010)
"I was so bored that I began crying tears of blood"
Previous reviews
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